What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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