I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Religionh

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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