I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Kys

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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