- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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