When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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