- Anti Joke

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What's 1+1? 69.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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