- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

nice tits.

Women's professional sports

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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