What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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where is the world?

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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