- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Women's rights

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Wolfjob.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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