Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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White men's rights

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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