- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

david poredos

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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