Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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retard

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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