- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can you touch your toes? no

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

i like men but im not gay

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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