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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.