- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Women's professional sports

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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