justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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