- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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