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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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