Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

An Aisian failed a test

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

The Game.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

No thank you, I don't like violence

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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