What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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