- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Wanker

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Carrot fingers

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Guess who is violent. Osama

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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