Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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wanna here a joke? you.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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