- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

KOOKABURRA

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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