Whats the defination of cruelty

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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the holocaust

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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did you stub your toe?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Women's Rights

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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book 'em danno

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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