How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

a jew walks out of a furnace

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

i had sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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