- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Knock Knock Go Away

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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