- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

a pornstar comes early to a party

Basically copying you.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Nickelback

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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