- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

You are joking right?

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

ever tried african food? they neither

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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