Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Women's Rights.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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so how about that irline food

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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