- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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