Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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a chinese man pays the full price

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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