- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

what is orange? an orange

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Do you like apples? Yes

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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