- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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