- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Knock Know! Come in!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Morning wood.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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