- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Knock knock Shut up

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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