- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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