- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar....

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

National security?

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