- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

sucks Syntax...

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

whats my name? Matt

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