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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

24 What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.