- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Erectile Dysfunction.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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