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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

whats dumb and small? dandruff

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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