- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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