what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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10inch nice

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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