what goes boo a sock

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What is 9+10? 19

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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