Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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oh hai

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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I have an erection My mom!

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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