- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

I wrote a funny joke.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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