- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

You have friends

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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