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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

i killed my family

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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