I'm Coming

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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