- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

what goes woof ? A dog.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Knock Knock. Doors open

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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