- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Safe sex MR

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

A mormon walks into a bar.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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