- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

FUCK THE JEWS

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

seek beauty

That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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