whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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