Stealth baseballs record

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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The WNBA.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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