knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

An Aisian failed a test

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Women's Rights

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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