- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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