Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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