Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Turkey Balls

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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