STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Tommy got neutered.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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