- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Keanu Reaves

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Women's rights

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

flavin's head

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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