I like Pi. It can make circles.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Your life

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Communism hehe xd

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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