- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.