- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

I'm 4 and what is this?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Miscarriages.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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