Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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