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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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