Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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It says so on your cap.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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What is 9+10? 19

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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