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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Your wife died during the delivery.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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