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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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My mom

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Bob Saget

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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People with cancer.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Denard Robinson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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