A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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what are three short words? i a am

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Stop procrastinating.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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