Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Donald Trump

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

kaite is dumb that is true

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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