Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What's an Anti Joke?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Ebola

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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