roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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