A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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