i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Your girlfriend.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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