- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Tough crowd tonight...

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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