how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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