- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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