- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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