One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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