Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Are you a tree

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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