What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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